February 2011
1 post
December 2010
2 posts
The time of giving
At work giving away turkey dinners and clothes for the ones in need(:
The time of giving
At work giving away turkey dinners and clothes for the ones in need(:
August 2010
14 posts
I walk around like i got a "S" on my chest.
What is the name of this song?
Facebook?
Me
Ayy yo, sooo can i get your number?
can i get yo number?
where yo boyfriend at?
Where yo boyfriend at?
Is he heafty?
9: 53pmAlex
Umm, I'm sorry I don't give out my number at thatres.
9: 53pmMe
Is he coming back with refreshments?
9: 53pmAlex
I'm just trying to watch this movie..
I don't have a bofriend.
boyfriend*
9: 53pmMe
Does he like mike n ikes?
Whats your name?
9: 53pmAlex
Yvonne.
9: 54pmMe
Yvonne? DAAAMN yvonne thats a FRECH ASS NAME MY LIL CRISSONT!
No, seriously i want your number!
The perfect one.
You know your whole goal is to search for the most prettiest or most handsomest guy or girl you see at school but do you ever think the “perfect one” is more than a pretty face? I see alot of girls turn down not so “hot” guys cause they dont think that they are handsome enough to be seen with them. That is sooooo wrong. Everyone deserves a chance to go out with that one...
Theres no such thing as giraffs. They are just...
LMAO
Watchomgxnaaaate:
michellecuaresma:
charweeez:
khawylabee:
goobzstz-fuego:
lmfaoo
(via kindracantspell)
LMAO!
July 2010
104 posts
Parents.
Dont you hate when a little kid hits you and you hit them back right when your mom or dad looks and your not the one getting in trouble?
I think ajay should paint me a picture that i can hang in my room.
My new favorite word: "muthafucka"
(via chanelnichole)
My new favorite word is “muddaAzzhooo!”
HAHAHA! →
When the bottem of your foot itchs and you scratch...
Im hungry but i cant eat. Im tired but i cant sleep. Im hurt but i cant cry. I stare at my phone and i cant reply.
You are my sweetest downfall.
My moms mean.
(walking back into the room with a bag of nutter butters)
Mom: Dont eat all of them! Wait and eat rice!
Me: Im only going to eat ONE!
Mom: There's 4 in the bag.
Me: ONLY ONE!
I just came home from Safeway and i feel like a...
I wanna make a rap song about rice cakes and nutter butters!
Don't KANYE me. Or i'll CHRIS BROWN you, & TIGER...
I'll wait for you, but i can't wait forever.
I can't make it on my own.
Talking about Vietnam
Mom: Bird house
Sister: Is there a kitchen?
Mom: BIRD HOUSE NO CHICKEN!
Zarate.
Him: Thats why nobody like you.
Me: Maybe if your balls dropped EVERYONE would like you.
Him: Now, you went to far on that one.
Breast.
Syd: MOM! Is this breast cancer lotion
Syd mom: Yes?
Syd: Do you rub on your boobs?
Syd mom: Its just lotion
Syd: Im just asking!